The Traffic Made Me Do It: A little book of road rage.

Calling John a comedian would be generous. Very generous; he hasn't ever managed to get an audience to laugh at his jokes, although they don't mind laughing at him. He has been forced to take a new job in order to eat and now he has to deal with traffic on a daily basis once more. Always a cynic, how is he going to cope with being responsible for the very system he hates?
A tale of pirates, insanity and traffic lights writ large.

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Another way to get them

I have added a link to the RSS feed for my short stories, just in case you feel a pressing need to read them the very second that they are added.

by richard on 31-01-08

More new stuff

Two new drafts added, one of which is this month's AFO entry. There was a list of mandatory words to use, one of which was cranberry, which may account for some of the odd parts.

by richard on 27-11-07

What he should have said...

"One day my son, 67% of this will be yours after deduction of tax and duty."

by richard on 10-11-07

Not going to win

I entered the AFO short story competition this month with this odd tale. I intend to enter every month from now on, so there should be more regular posts here.

by richard on 30-10-07

Cynic alert

"Someone has to dream, to aspire, to write a vision of a utopian future. After all, without a promise of a better life to come what would stop the people rebelling against the oppression of today? That is the purpose that you writers serve, and why we tolerate you."

by richard on 10-08-07

Please do not think I'm being serious

The idea for Think of the Children; Sleep with your Sister dropped into my head while I was working on something longer. It is safe for work, provided you don't work in a church, monastery or convent.

by richard on 20-07-07

3am thoughts

"Well, I learnt to juggle. I thought it would give me some stress relief and a bit of hand eye coordination."
"Well, what did it give you?"
"The ability to throw and catch three balls with two hands. Oh, and stress about dropping one.
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It seems that the book is now available on Amazon.co.uk. No sign of it on the US site yet.

by richard on 07-07-07

And one more thing...

"Eating brains is supposed to make you smarter. In one way this is true; it makes you smart enough not to try and eat brains again."

by richard on 01-07-07

Thought from my head for the day

"His clock was automatically set by several billion pounds worth of atomic hardware. Unfortunately it couldn't adjust for human stupidity; he had calculated the time change the wrong way."

by richard on 26-06-07

New look, new content

Hi and welcome to the new look fiction index. As my first book has now been published I decided I should make a fancy interactive page where clicking on things would have exciting consequences. Then I got bored and settled for making some boxes with round corners. Mostly this is just advertising to persuade you to buy my book but any new short stories I write will end up here too.

by richard on 26-06-07